GUITAR | BOY GENIUS
Darren started Lawn Boys with Mega after a brief stint of fighting crime together. The duo joined forces with other three Phans and the rage continues. His knowledge of Simpsons quotes is terrifying.
KEYS | FRENCH TICKLER
David was in reality sent from the future, but now he's stuck and must kill time. He enjoys loud deep noises or old people voices, I forget which one.
DRUMS | VACCUM HORN
Mega enjoys his beers hoppy and his Phish jammy. Rocking out and laying the beat as well as the voice of Fish, he obviously has no problem filling in the donut dress, tho he's usually never nude under it.
SOUND | MASTER GOLFER
Rich makes the magic happen. No really, he's like some sort of frickin' wizard. He denies it but once I saw him fight a Balrog... the point is--If you're an Orc, don't mess with him.
BASS | PASTRY CHEF
After a life of adventure and hedonism accomplished jewel thief Gustave LaFontaigne settled in NY where he retired to a quiet, enriching life. Miguel walked his dog once, later that day he joined The Lawn Boys.